We have a collection of 4 Funny quotes from Rita Rudner
"When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always." (ID 48955)
"In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk." (ID 49095)
"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight." (ID 49129)
"To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'" (ID 49173)