We have a collection of 5 Funny quotes from Joan Rivers
"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again." (ID 48967)
"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (ID 49031)
"If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor." (ID 49052)
"Never floss with a stranger." (ID 49138)
"Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you." (ID 49452)