We have a collection of 3 Funny quotes from Jimmy Kimmel
"It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up." (ID 49892)
"That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't." (ID 49894)
"I don't really need to be dirty to be funny." (ID 49897)
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