We have a collection of 4 Funny quotes from George Carlin
"Electricity is really just organized lightning." (ID 48968)
"Weather forecast for tonight: dark." (ID 48996)
"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." (ID 49023)
"In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first." (ID 49086)