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We have a collection of 2 Funny quotes from Dave Barry

"It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate." (ID 48960)

"The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl." (ID 49188)

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