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We have a collection of 4 Funny quotes from Robert Benchley

"I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well." (ID 49046)

"Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing." (ID 49061)

"Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of." (ID 49183)

"Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?" (ID 49193)

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