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We have a collection of 2 Funny quotes from Paula Poundstone

"I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name." (ID 49175)

"I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings." (ID 49201)

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