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We have a collection of 7 Funny quotes from Mitch Hedberg

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them." (ID 48934)

"I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle." (ID 48963)

"A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap." (ID 49025)

"I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down." (ID 49077)

"This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty." (ID 49187)

"Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!" (ID 49241)

"All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me." (ID 49263)

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