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We have a collection of 2 Funny quotes from David Sedaris

"What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny." (ID 49353)

"I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer." (ID 49382)

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