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We have a collection of 4 Funny quotes from Chris Rock

"There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments." (ID 49028)

"Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself." (ID 49376)

"Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy." (ID 49442)

"Hollywood's just not funny." (ID 49443)

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