We have a collection of 6 Funny quotes from Woody Allen
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens." (ID 49014)
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else." (ID 49079)
"If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job." (ID 49098)
"I failed to make the chess team because of my height." (ID 49165)
"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear." (ID 49194)
"I think being funny is not anyone's first choice." (ID 49262)