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We have a collection of 6 Funny quotes from Woody Allen

"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens." (ID 49014)


"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else." (ID 49079)


"If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job." (ID 49098)


"I failed to make the chess team because of my height." (ID 49165)


"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear." (ID 49194)


"I think being funny is not anyone's first choice." (ID 49262)


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