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We have a collection of 6 Funny quotes from Will Rogers

"I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat." (ID 49020)


"Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for." (ID 49040)


"I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do." (ID 49154)


"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago." (ID 49158)


"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else." (ID 49246)


"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress." (ID 49257)


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