We have a collection of 6 Funny quotes from Steven Wright
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths." (ID 48937)
"I bought some batteries, but they weren't included." (ID 48954)
"Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country." (ID 48958)
"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." (ID 48978)
"What's another word for Thesaurus?" (ID 48988)
"I intend to live forever. So far, so good." (ID 49021)