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We have a collection of 3 Funny quotes from Rodney Dangerfield

"I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people." (ID 48995)

"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her." (ID 49029)

"I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap." (ID 49080)

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