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We have a collection of 4 Funny quotes from Mark Twain

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." (ID 48928)


"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." (ID 48933)


"All generalizations are false, including this one." (ID 48971)


"By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean." (ID 49085)


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