We have a collection of 3 Funny quotes from Johnny Carson
"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners." (ID 49065)
"I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing." (ID 49157)
"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas." (ID 49170)