We have a collection of 5 Funny quotes from Jerry Seinfeld
"A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it." (ID 48940)
"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper." (ID 48984)
"Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV." (ID 49069)
"The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!" (ID 49118)
"I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive." (ID 49304)