We have a collection of 5 Funny quotes from George Burns
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." (ID 49018)
"When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick." (ID 49059)
"I spent a year in that town, one Sunday." (ID 49096)
"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples." (ID 49105)
"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age." (ID 49167)