We have a collection of 5 Funny quotes from Fred Allen
"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange." (ID 48966)
"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." (ID 48998)
"The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion." (ID 49162)
"I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap." (ID 49180)
"I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there." (ID 49207)