We have a collection of 4 Funny quotes from Elayne Boosler
"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three." (ID 48942)
"When the sun comes up, I have morals again." (ID 49097)
"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me." (ID 49133)
"Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?" (ID 49198)