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We have a collection of 7 Funny quotes from Demetri Martin

"I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'" (ID 49045)


"The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly." (ID 49132)


"If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!" (ID 49153)


"Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away." (ID 49419)


"The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously." (ID 49421)


"I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming." (ID 49422)


"I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny." (ID 49427)


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