We have a collection of 4 Funny quotes from Adam Carolla
"Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average." (ID 49388)
"It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything." (ID 49389)
"If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?" (ID 49390)
"The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'" (ID 49393)